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Caffeine is not a free pass · 4 min

Energy drinks are a soda with a job

A 200 mg can is a tool, not a breakfast. Sugar, sweeteners, and a marketing department do not make it a vitamin.

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Read the milligrams

Coffee is honest: a mug, a number you roughly know. Many cans hide two coffees plus sugar or a sweetener stack. Teens and a 300 mg ‘focus’ drink are a mismatch. If you train, caffeine has a dose. The rest of the can is a soda.

Zero is not clean

Aspartame, sucralose, acesulfame K, caramel colour, phosphoric acid. A zero can still scores poorly on processing. Water, sparkling water, unsweetened tea: the keep. The can is a sometimes.

The afternoon crash

If the can is how you start the day, the recipe is using you. Swap the daily one for coffee or tea. Keep a can for the 4 a.m. drive, not for homework.

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